Let's give and take

I met with Chris the other day. When I almost touched his shoulders, another girl came and touched him before him. I was shocked and quickly hid behind the door. That girl is so pretty and very popular. If I'm not wrong, Chris used to fancy her. I hid my anger and walked toward them and purposely banged on the girl. The girl fell down and got.....hurt. Chris held her to the clinic hospital. I was like OMG!!! hello who is ur girlfriend !!! I thought he was going to be furious but instead, he looks like I m going to eat him.....alive !! He then said, "Wow there, cowgirl !!! You are strong ". I juz laughed and kept walking until I banged the principal. He said, Watch ur step, cowgirl. I was curious why lately, people's been calling me "COWGIRL". I dun know wat was happening until I saw an ad saying, EIKLIN'S GONNA DRINK MILK EVERYDAY BECOZ' SHE'S BEEN MILKING THE COW SO HER NICKNAME IS NOW COWGIRL. FOR ANYONE WHO CALLED HER THAT NICKNAME ON 20ND SEPTEMBER(WHICH IS TODAY) WE R GOING TO GIVE 5$ SO C'MON. WE WILL BE WATCHING UR SCENE!!!! After reading, now i know wat is happening why everyone is so awkward but I dun understand why Chris has to act too over like he doesn't. Shito. Today is my birthday some more why everybody is making fun of me on my birthday. This is not the best day that have been happening